Yes, I knew these two by heart!
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
A Sea Full Of Orange
Are you one of them? Are you anybody in there?
If you can spot your name, special prize for you!
If you can spot your name, special prize for you!
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Choke Motivational Posters
With one of my favourite novels finally coming out as a movie with actors who I am in love with, I realised how much I missed doing fanboy stuff! So here we are viral motivational poster for Choke!
But first, the movie poster:
Here's my motivational poster, Rejoice! Man! The rush of working on a fanboy submission!
And no, it didn't stop here. I made four more after this one. To see the others, click here.
But first, the movie poster:
Here's my motivational poster, Rejoice! Man! The rush of working on a fanboy submission!
And no, it didn't stop here. I made four more after this one. To see the others, click here.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Nonsensical Stories, but still Stories - IV
Welcome to the fourth edition of... whatever.
18. Twenty Four Hours
"If you had twenty four hours to live, what would you do?"
"Commit suicide."
"Why?"
"Well, for starters, I'd be hell depressed that I'm gonna die in a day!"
The End.
19. Chicken & curry leaves
Dinner is always watching chicken sizzling in a pan full of curry leaves and some oil. Beyond that dinner will not have any chicken because there are too many bones and curry leaves and if I wanted to fish then I'd have gone fishing and eaten fish!
The End.
20. Rocket Science
Waiting at the bus stop isn't always fun except you meet, "A Rocket Scientist."
And you say, "Really?"
"Yep, really."
"So you work for ISRO?"
"Nopes."
"NASA?"
"Nopes."
"I'm sorry, pardon my ignorance, I don't know any other organisations dealing with rockets. Which one do you work for?"
"I don't work for anyone. I'm just a rocket scientist."
"So you design/build rockets?"
"Not really."
"Then what do you do?"
"Didn't I tell you I am a rocket scientist?!"
"So what is the work a rocket scientist does?"
"Jesus, dude! Give me a break! It's not rocket science to figure out what a rocket scientist does!"
The End.
21. Your Father...
is offended because Your Mother jokes are so popular that they're on the verge of becoming a cliche. He came to me last night complaining, bitching and whining. He was drunk, "Your Mother's not funny!"
I smiled and looked up from my glasses, "Is Your Mother?"
"No, nobody's mother is not funny!"
"Then who is?"
"Your Father!"
The End.
22. Wayfarers
"What is cool?"
"Sunglasses."
"Why not caps or torn jeans?"
"Because."
"If you wear sunglasses when you're not in sun, is it cool?"
"Depends on what sunglasses you're wearing."
"What if I was wearing sunglasses indoors?"
"Wayfarers."
"Wayfarers?"
"Yep, wayfarers. Go for 'em. You'll look cool anywhere, even indoors."
The End.
-- more to come in the fourth edition --
18. Twenty Four Hours
"If you had twenty four hours to live, what would you do?"
"Commit suicide."
"Why?"
"Well, for starters, I'd be hell depressed that I'm gonna die in a day!"
The End.
19. Chicken & curry leaves
Dinner is always watching chicken sizzling in a pan full of curry leaves and some oil. Beyond that dinner will not have any chicken because there are too many bones and curry leaves and if I wanted to fish then I'd have gone fishing and eaten fish!
The End.
20. Rocket Science
Waiting at the bus stop isn't always fun except you meet, "A Rocket Scientist."
And you say, "Really?"
"Yep, really."
"So you work for ISRO?"
"Nopes."
"NASA?"
"Nopes."
"I'm sorry, pardon my ignorance, I don't know any other organisations dealing with rockets. Which one do you work for?"
"I don't work for anyone. I'm just a rocket scientist."
"So you design/build rockets?"
"Not really."
"Then what do you do?"
"Didn't I tell you I am a rocket scientist?!"
"So what is the work a rocket scientist does?"
"Jesus, dude! Give me a break! It's not rocket science to figure out what a rocket scientist does!"
The End.
21. Your Father...
is offended because Your Mother jokes are so popular that they're on the verge of becoming a cliche. He came to me last night complaining, bitching and whining. He was drunk, "Your Mother's not funny!"
I smiled and looked up from my glasses, "Is Your Mother?"
"No, nobody's mother is not funny!"
"Then who is?"
"Your Father!"
The End.
22. Wayfarers
"What is cool?"
"Sunglasses."
"Why not caps or torn jeans?"
"Because."
"If you wear sunglasses when you're not in sun, is it cool?"
"Depends on what sunglasses you're wearing."
"What if I was wearing sunglasses indoors?"
"Wayfarers."
"Wayfarers?"
"Yep, wayfarers. Go for 'em. You'll look cool anywhere, even indoors."
The End.
-- more to come in the fourth edition --
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Sunday, March 30, 2008
One of the best on-screen romance scenes ever!
Off lately, I've been catching a lot, and by lot I mean a LOfuckingOT of television series. I've watched all episodes of Two And A Half Men, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Reaper, Chuck... Each of them cool in their own way but one romantic scene stood out distincter than the distinctest. It was just out there and I fell in love while watching it (with whom, I am yet to find out, but I did fall in love just watching this scene).
Chuck is a series about a geek who accidentally downloads the CIA-NSA intersect database onto his brain, two agents (one from each CIA and NSA) are out there to guard this "national property". In the first episode they discover that when triggered with the right visual input his brain gets flashes from the database that tell him more about the visual input. On the less exciting side of his life, Chuck is a nerd who repairs computers/electronics at an outlet store called Buy More. On one such boring day, he meets Lou. Lou makes sandwiches at a deli nearby and Chuck apart from being a nerd and a national secret, is a sandwich geek. That should be enough to enjoy this scene... Oh and the title credits animation with Cake's Short Skirt and Long Jacket playing as title them totally rocks this world.
P.S.: After the above scene ends the head chef says, "He had me at Pastrami..." Makes this the hottest romantic scene ever, doesn't it? What is coolest is they have this whole sandwich chemistry going on between them... Ah, it breaks my heart that she only did a 2 episode appearance in the season (of course owing to storyline and for no other reason).
Chuck is a series about a geek who accidentally downloads the CIA-NSA intersect database onto his brain, two agents (one from each CIA and NSA) are out there to guard this "national property". In the first episode they discover that when triggered with the right visual input his brain gets flashes from the database that tell him more about the visual input. On the less exciting side of his life, Chuck is a nerd who repairs computers/electronics at an outlet store called Buy More. On one such boring day, he meets Lou. Lou makes sandwiches at a deli nearby and Chuck apart from being a nerd and a national secret, is a sandwich geek. That should be enough to enjoy this scene... Oh and the title credits animation with Cake's Short Skirt and Long Jacket playing as title them totally rocks this world.P.S.: After the above scene ends the head chef says, "He had me at Pastrami..." Makes this the hottest romantic scene ever, doesn't it? What is coolest is they have this whole sandwich chemistry going on between them... Ah, it breaks my heart that she only did a 2 episode appearance in the season (of course owing to storyline and for no other reason).
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Love, Labour and Fruits
The one major difference between God and the Devil is that the Devil is downright and madly in love with his job.
The one reason why the Devil is happier than God is that the Devil is downright and madly in love with his job, which for now we shall call 'his labour' and God is in love with the fruit of His labour, His creations - Us. (That is if we go by what almost all major religions say, 'God loves you!')
And in all His infinite wisdom, God once said what I will now paraphrase: "Love your work not the fruits you receive when you're done."
Oh, oh and before I forget, I have a theme song for this post:
The one reason why the Devil is happier than God is that the Devil is downright and madly in love with his job, which for now we shall call 'his labour' and God is in love with the fruit of His labour, His creations - Us. (That is if we go by what almost all major religions say, 'God loves you!')
And in all His infinite wisdom, God once said what I will now paraphrase: "Love your work not the fruits you receive when you're done."
Oh, oh and before I forget, I have a theme song for this post:
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Melanin is the anti-Chlorophyll.
This is the secret to why plants and animals are the exactly opposite living things of each other, the balance that is required to keep the secrets of the universe in their natural order.
Why Melanin is the anti-Chlorophyll?
1. Melanin does nothing to provide energy to the body. Chlorophyll is required for respiration, hence food production. Exactly opposite behaviour with respect to energy production in a living body.
2. The presence of melanin is more in the parts of the body that gets the most sunlight. Hence, presence of melanin is proportional to exposure to sunlight. The presence of chlorophyll is in inverse proportion to the exposure to sunlight. The side of the leaf which faces up ward or towards the sun is always lighter in shade of green as compared to the side of the leaf which faces downward or in the direction opposite to that of sunlight. Again exactly opposite behaviour with respect to sunlight.
Hence, proved.
Why Melanin is the anti-Chlorophyll?
1. Melanin does nothing to provide energy to the body. Chlorophyll is required for respiration, hence food production. Exactly opposite behaviour with respect to energy production in a living body.
2. The presence of melanin is more in the parts of the body that gets the most sunlight. Hence, presence of melanin is proportional to exposure to sunlight. The presence of chlorophyll is in inverse proportion to the exposure to sunlight. The side of the leaf which faces up ward or towards the sun is always lighter in shade of green as compared to the side of the leaf which faces downward or in the direction opposite to that of sunlight. Again exactly opposite behaviour with respect to sunlight.
Hence, proved.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Johnny B. Goode
Since I've moved to Chennai, I haven't made any blog posts. This is my first from the Tam Land. There are a lot of things I should be blogging about, experiential travelling, etc bullshit. Yes, the same things that everyone has told you before but my point of view on them all. Accents, Bad Rickshaw drivers, Evil Maamis and the rest of the world.
Truly, I've been having the time of my life for the last three weeks and so fuck it all. Yet, I must make a blogpost. It all started with landing on this website. I saw the Reggae version of Johnny B. Goode on there by Peter Tosh.
Then, it made me miss the original Chuck Berry version - so I go and radioblogclub it.
While Radioblogclubbing it, I found the Jimi Hendrix version!
and the Judas Priest version:
and of course, the Michael J Fox version from Back to the Future:
Well, there was ACDC version as well but the damned thing wouldn't load!
So see ya around till the next blog post till then, Johnny Be Good!
(I know you saw that coming, so SHUT UP!)
Truly, I've been having the time of my life for the last three weeks and so fuck it all. Yet, I must make a blogpost. It all started with landing on this website. I saw the Reggae version of Johnny B. Goode on there by Peter Tosh.
Then, it made me miss the original Chuck Berry version - so I go and radioblogclub it.
While Radioblogclubbing it, I found the Jimi Hendrix version!
and the Judas Priest version:
and of course, the Michael J Fox version from Back to the Future:
Well, there was ACDC version as well but the damned thing wouldn't load!
So see ya around till the next blog post till then, Johnny Be Good!
(I know you saw that coming, so SHUT UP!)
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