When you're happy and you know it, kill some ants... *crush crush*
When you're happy and you know it, drop your pants... *zip, fall*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, loot some banks! *bang bang, everybody get down, this is a robbery!*
When you're happy and you know it, spook a ghost... *BOO!*
When you're happy and you know it, eat some toast! *CRUNCH!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, y' shouldn't boast! *silence*
When you're happy and you know it, lose a spoon... *WHERE?*
When you're happy and you know it, be a loon... *THERE!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, you should moon! *Victims of indecent exposure: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!*
When you're happy and you know it, be a ninja... *Aiiieeeyyyaaa!*
When you're happy and you know it, I love to singa! *About the moon-a and a-june-a and a-spring-a*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, call Jerry Springa! *Ooo, nice tits!*
When you're happy and you know it, /facepalm *slappingsound*
When you're happy and you know it, say Salaam! *"Salaam saab!"*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, bear an arm! *"Back off, I have a weapon!" kick-at-the-door*
When you're happy and you know it, show some rage *FFFFUUUU!!!*
When you're happy and you know it, come of age! *"Mom, I have hair on my you-know-what!"*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, jump off the stage! *sound of chanting fans!*
When you're happy and you know it, play a sport! *footballwhistle: tweeeett!*
When you're happy and you know it, row a boat! *singsong: gently down the stream!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, call tech support! *Please stay on hold, your call is impotent for us!*
When you're happy and you know it, you're a fish! *Really?!*
When you're happy and you know it, on a dish! *Fried?*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, don't you wish? *Serious tone: That did not make sense.*
When you're happy and you know it, roll a joint! *Duuuuuddddee!*
When you're happy and you know it, make your point! *I'm too stoned maaann!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, you disappoint! *tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk*
When you're happy and you know it's murphy's law! *Happiness is WRONG!*
When you're happy and you know it, start a chainsaw! *dhhhrrrrnnngggg*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, *bored french accent* you're so bourgeois...
When you're happy and you know it, sell your soul! *Mwahahahahaha*
When you're happy and you know it, be an ASS hole! *Eww... gross!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, don't-you-wish-your-parents-used-birth-control! *Hey! My name is Jesus!*
When you're happy and you know it, drink some rum! *Glug!*
When you're happy and you know it, spank a bum *Ow! giggle*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, suck your thumb! *squelchsuckingsound*
When you're happy and you know it, drive your car *honk! honk!*
When you're happy and you know it, into the bar! *CRASH!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it's not your car! *Woohoo!*
When you're happy and you know it, snort a line *sssnorrrt!*
When you're happy and you know it, step on a mine *click!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, DON'T STEP OFF THE MINE! *You're not happy anymore!*
When you're happy and you know it, drop your pants... *zip, fall*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, loot some banks! *bang bang, everybody get down, this is a robbery!*
When you're happy and you know it, spook a ghost... *BOO!*
When you're happy and you know it, eat some toast! *CRUNCH!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, y' shouldn't boast! *silence*
When you're happy and you know it, lose a spoon... *WHERE?*
When you're happy and you know it, be a loon... *THERE!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, you should moon! *Victims of indecent exposure: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!*
When you're happy and you know it, be a ninja... *Aiiieeeyyyaaa!*
When you're happy and you know it, I love to singa! *About the moon-a and a-june-a and a-spring-a*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, call Jerry Springa! *Ooo, nice tits!*
When you're happy and you know it, /facepalm *slappingsound*
When you're happy and you know it, say Salaam! *"Salaam saab!"*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, bear an arm! *"Back off, I have a weapon!" kick-at-the-door*
When you're happy and you know it, show some rage *FFFFUUUU!!!*
When you're happy and you know it, come of age! *"Mom, I have hair on my you-know-what!"*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, jump off the stage! *sound of chanting fans!*
When you're happy and you know it, play a sport! *footballwhistle: tweeeett!*
When you're happy and you know it, row a boat! *singsong: gently down the stream!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, call tech support! *Please stay on hold, your call is impotent for us!*
When you're happy and you know it, you're a fish! *Really?!*
When you're happy and you know it, on a dish! *Fried?*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, don't you wish? *Serious tone: That did not make sense.*
When you're happy and you know it, roll a joint! *Duuuuuddddee!*
When you're happy and you know it, make your point! *I'm too stoned maaann!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, you disappoint! *tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk*
When you're happy and you know it's murphy's law! *Happiness is WRONG!*
When you're happy and you know it, start a chainsaw! *dhhhrrrrnnngggg*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, *bored french accent* you're so bourgeois...
When you're happy and you know it, sell your soul! *Mwahahahahaha*
When you're happy and you know it, be an ASS hole! *Eww... gross!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, don't-you-wish-your-parents-
When you're happy and you know it, drink some rum! *Glug!*
When you're happy and you know it, spank a bum *Ow! giggle*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, suck your thumb! *squelchsuckingsound*
When you're happy and you know it, drive your car *honk! honk!*
When you're happy and you know it, into the bar! *CRASH!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it's not your car! *Woohoo!*
When you're happy and you know it, snort a line *sssnorrrt!*
When you're happy and you know it, step on a mine *click!*
When you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
when you're happy and you know it, DON'T STEP OFF THE MINE! *You're not happy anymore!*
